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“A cheerful heart brings a smile to your face; a sad heart makes it hard to get through the day” (Proverbs 15:13 MESSAGE)

"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine" (Proverbs 17:22)

"I beseech you, therefore brethren, for the joy that is our strength, get a grip and lighten up a little" (1 Dave 3:12)


A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there something you can do for him?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."

"What? Just because he's cross-eyed?"

"No, because he's really heavy."


Two elderly women met for the first time since graduating from high school. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school. Did you manage to live a well-planned life?"

"Yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire; my second marriage was to an actor; my third marriage was to a preacher; and now I'm married to an undertaker."

Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well-planned life?"

"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

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